Zero Clucks Given Distressed Dad Hat — Embroidered Cotton Cap

This worn-in, embroidered dad hat carries a wry attitude: “Zero Clucks Given” stitched on a softly faded crown that looks like it’s already lived a few good summers. It settles low and relaxed on your head, the soft, unstructured crown molding to your shape. The distressed finish and classic six-panel build give it an easy, lived-in character—the kind of hat you reach for when you want to keep things light, skip small talk, and head out the door. The adjustable hook-and-loop strap means you can dial in the fit in seconds. Wear it to long weekend drives, lazy coffee runs, backyard barbecues, or while walking the dog—wherever you want to wear a little humor and a lot less fuss.

Product features
- 100% preshrunk cotton twill for strength and smooth feel
- Unstructured six-panel, low-profile soft crown for a relaxed fit
- Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for quick, customizable sizing
- Distressed look with 6 sewn eyelets and 4 stitched brim rows for classic detail
- Seamed front panel without buckram; one size

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.